Okay, some of you won’t think this is funny… but since it’s from our very uplifting devotional writer, Denny, we thought you may just get a giggle from it…
From Denny: Most of you know me through the devotionals I write. in knowing my story you know that I recently lost my right eye to cancer. I admit that isn’t a very funny thing, but I think you will all enjoy this joke a friend of mine sent to me. You can really laugh out loud on this one – I won’t be offended : ) Denny Dowd
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. ‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for dinner the next day. He agrees. The next evening, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’ ‘No,’ she replies. . .
Wait for it. . It’s coming. . The suspense is killing you, isn’t it? She says: ‘You just happened to catch my eye.
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